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liqhtly:

i have two moods:

1. everybody get the fuck away from me

2. someone come over and cuddle and watch movies with me

there is no in between

(via pizza)

radn:

catspring:

i don’t get why we need driver’s training. driving is just like mario kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people

please never drive

(via infinitelyirrit4ted)

sluttyoliveoil:

once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

(via infinitelyirrit4ted)

foiieadeux:

sugar my grades are going down

(via infinitelyirrit4ted)

yay-internet:

dinopuncher:

*tips chromosomes* m’tosis

*tips powerhouse of the cell* m’tochondria

(via infinitelyirrit4ted)

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

(via infinitelyirrit4ted)

hooddoggy:

i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast

(via infinitelyirrit4ted)

(via hi)

deucebowl:

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

(via pizza)