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egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

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teencry:

i remember song lyrics from my favorite songs 5 years ago but i don’t remember what i learned in school yesterday

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heartbreakur:

when i look in the mirror:

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when i try to take a picture:

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kropotkink:

My attitude towards politics and society is constantly “angry but unsurprised”

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armadillo:

its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager 

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wildlingprince:

"Joaquin Phoenix’s Commodus in Gladiator was certainly an inspiration for my characterization of Joffrey, that had a big impact, the smirk. It’s interesting sometimes  when an audience can empathize with a villain. But to get completely lost in it, it’s exciting just to be intrinsically evil and not to have a speck of good or humanity in their bones."- Jack Gleeson  (x)

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barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

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de-pressedflower:

tbh ive been waiting all year to reblog this 

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